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2 founding slots available this week
Your product shipped.
Your message didn't.
A 48-hour rescue sprint for SaaS founders whose launch page is technically live and emotionally invisible.
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Founding sprint · $249 once · one revision included
THE QUIET-LAUNCH PROBLEM
People don't buy what they have to decode.
You built the product. Then launch week turned your landing page, screenshots, positioning, and distribution into four separate emergencies. We turn them back into one clear story.
FOR CUSTOMER RESEARCH TEAMS
Turn 60 minutes of calls into 6 sales-ready insights.
Upload a customer call. Leave with objections, proof points, and exact language your sales team can use today.
ONE USER. ONE JOB. ONE NEXT STEP.
THE 48-HOUR SPRINT
Four launch leaks. One tight repair.
CODE
A hero that earns the next scroll
A production-ready above-the-fold rebuild in React or clean HTML/CSS, matched to your existing visual language.
DESIGN
Five launch visuals that tell one story
A coherent gallery for Product Hunt, directories, your landing page, and launch emails—not five decorative screenshots.
COPY
Copy founders can reuse everywhere
Three positioning angles, a sharper one-liner, feature captions, and a launch post that sounds like a person built it.
DISTRIBUTION
Twenty relevant places to be found
Curated, hand-submitted listings with honest claims, trackable links, and a proof sheet. No backlink-farm theatre.
FREE / THREE MINUTES
Find the leak before you buy more traffic.
Score ten launch fundamentals and leave with one clear repair priority. No email or signup required.
Run the free scorecardPUBLIC / REPRODUCIBLE
Judge the work, not the adjectives.
These are public systems and measured build results from RELAUNCH DEPT. They are evidence of delivery, not client testimonials or promises about future traffic, rankings, or revenue.
VALIDATED SYSTEM57.36% faster
Proofline on Google Axion
A same-host Arm64 comparison improved proof-packet throughput from 62.539 to 98.414 per second while preserving the decision and canonical hash. Fifteen tests passed on the measured host.
LIVE PRODUCT3 working views
QUITDATE on Replit
A responsive spending-to-time simulator with an editable runway, a judgement-free cut room, a share card, keyboard access, and explicit synthetic-data boundaries.
OPEN SOURCE7 review artifacts
SchemaShield
An evidence-first schema-change preflight that turns a sanitized DataHub snapshot into reproducible migration findings and PR-ready review artifacts.
INTERACTION DESIGN2 live prototypes
Cinematic landing systems
Two original, responsive scroll narratives that show how RELAUNCH DEPT. turns complex product stories into paced, developer-ready landing experiences.
THREE WAYS TO RECOVER
Start with the smallest fix that moves revenue.
Every option is a one-time purchase. No subscription, discovery call, or vague retainer.
SELF-SERVE$29
Launch Recovery Toolkit
A ready-to-use checklist, copy bank, 20-directory tracker, visual briefs, and a seven-day recovery plan.
- Instant digital access
- Five editable resources
- Built for solo founders
FASTEST DIAGNOSIS$59
24-hour landing page teardown
We inspect your live page and return the precise changes most likely to make the offer easier to understand and buy.
- 12 prioritized fixes
- Rewritten hero + 3 CTAs
- Annotated screenshots by email
DONE WITH YOU$249
48-hour launch rescue
The complete repair: positioning, production-ready hero, launch visuals, reusable copy, and distribution.
- First direction in 24 hours
- Production files in 48 hours
- One revision included
THE HANDOFF
No strategy fog. Files you can ship.
This is a working sprint, not a slide deck about what you should do someday.
- DAY 0
Send the live product
URL, target buyer, launch context, and what feels stuck.
- DAY 1
See the direction
New message, hero composition, and visual story for approval.
- DAY 2
Ship the rescue pack
Production files, assets, copy bank, and live submission tracker.
GOOD FIT / BAD FIT
Built for the week after “we're live.”
✓ THIS IS FOR YOU IF
- Your product is usable today
- You can name one real buyer
- Your page gets visits but little action
- You want concrete assets, fast
× NOT A FIT IF
- You need the whole product built
- You want guaranteed rankings or upvotes
- You are still choosing the core idea
- You need endless revision rounds
FOUNDING SPRINT
A launch rescue costs less than another quiet week.
Two founding slots at this price. Full scope, one revision, files delivered in 48 hours after kickoff.
$249USD / ONCE
Claim a founding slot Secure Stripe checkout. Applicable tax is calculated at checkout. See the first direction within 24 hours; if it misses, choose a redo or a full refund.
START HERE
Show us the page that went quiet.
Send the live URL and the honest version of what is not working. We'll reply with fit and next steps. No secrets or access keys needed.
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